We all know those cute little computer symbols called “emoticons,” where 🙂 means a smile and 🙁 is a frown. Sometimes these are represented by :o) and :o( respectively. Well, how about some “assicons”?Here’s a few:(_!_) a regular ass(__!__) a fat ass(!) a tight ass(_^^_) a bubble ass(_*_) a sore
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Why did God give Mexicans a nose?So they’d have something to pick in the off season!
A guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence. He’s allowed to say only two words every 7 years.After the first 7 years, the elders bring him in and ask him for his 2 words.”Cold floors,” he says. They nod and send him away. 7 more years pass
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi?If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?If you can’t drink and drive, why
Hercules, Snow White and Quasemoto were sitting at a table talking. Hercules says, “I think I’m the strongest man in the world but it hasn’t been proven yet.”Snow White says “I think I’m the fairest lady in the land but it hasn’t been proven yet.”Quasie says “I think I’m the
Have you ever seen an asshole wrapped in plastic?Just look at your drivers license!
What is a “free” gift? Aren’t all gifts free?What makes cheese so confidential that we actually need cheese shredders?Whatever happened to preparations A through G?When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?When cows laugh, does milk come out of their noses?When they first invented the clock, how did