Father, mother and son decide to go to the zoo one day. So they set off and are seeing lots of animals. Eventually they end up opposite the elephant house. The boy looks at the elephant, sees its willy points to it and says, “Mummy, what is that long thing?”His
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Why wasn’t Christ born in Poland?Because they couldn’t find three wisemen and a virgin!
Q: Why did the Polak cross the road?A: He couldn’t get his dick out of the chicken.
The Minnesota Fish and Game Comission wanted to develop a fish that would offer more for their sportsmen so they crossed a Coho with a Walleye and called it a Kowal.It grew to a nice size and reproduced well but it wouldn’t bite. They crossed the Kowal with a Muskie
These two Polish guys rent a boat and go fishing in a lake. They are amazed at the number of fish that they caught that day, so one says to the other, “We’ll have to come back here tomorrow!”The other asks, “But how will we remember where this spot is?”The
Did you hear in the news that a 747 recently crashed in a cemetery in Poland?The Polish officials have so far retrieved 2000 bodies
A Pole, English, and French guy are running away from the German soldiers when they come up to a forest and they decide to hide by each climbing a tree. When the Germans arrive, they go to the first tree where the English guy is, and shout, “We know you’re