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A Polak is looking to buy a saw to cut down some trees in his back yard. He goes to a chainsaw shop and asks about various chainsaws.The dealer tells him, “Look, I have a lot of models, but why don’t you save yourself a lot of time and aggrevation
Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a Polak is there?A: He’s the one with a duck.
Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a Polak is there? A: He’s the one with a duck.Q: How do you know if an Italian is there? A: He bet on the duck.Q: How do you know if the Mafia is there? A: The duck wins.
Q: Why did the Polak put ice in his condom?A: To keep the swelling down.
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This joke involves an elephant who is walking through the jungle. And all of a sudden he falls into a pit and is stuck there. The elephant is stuck in this pit and realizes that he is going to die, so naturally he start to scream.By chance a chicken hears