Don’t be sexist. Broads hate that!

Why do women pay so much attention to their appearance rather than toimproving their minds?Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.

Why do women play with their hair at traffic lights?Because they don’t have any balls to scratch.Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up in the morning?Because they don’t have any balls to scratch.

Difference Between A Computer And A Woman:A computer will not laugh at a three-and-a-half-inch floppy.

How can a woman tell if she is having a super orgasm?Her husband wakes up.

Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women?He died laughing before he could tell anybody.

The guy next to us was listening for quite some time, when hefinally came over to our table and said…”I am Polish and I cantake a Polish joke as well as the next Polack, but your continuedbashing of my race is getting a little old. Could you please changethe subject?We