My wife gave me a lesson the other night on User Interface Problems, that really points up some of the differences between the sexes.We were watching CNN’s Technology program they have on weekends, when a segment on Virtual Reality came on.Looking at the all the wires and gadgets, she turned
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A married man decided to work late to be with his sexy secretary, so he called his wife to make up an excuse.After work he invited his secretary to dinner. It soon became obvious that he was going to get lucky, so the two went back to her apartment and
A radical feminist is getting on a bus when, just in front of her, a man gets up from his seat.She thinks to herself, “Here’s another man trying to keep up the customs of a patriarchical society by offering a poor, defenseless woman his seat,” and she pushes him back
10. Lower auto insurance premiums.9. Easier to get job because of hiring quotas.8. Cleaner restrooms.7. Tired of boring men’s fashions and wants something new and exciting.6. Women live longer.5. Can get easily picked up in bars.4. Really likes the guy next door but knows that he is not gay.3. Failed
1. Women love to shop. It is the one area of the world where they feel like they’re actually in control.2. Women especially love a bargain. The question of “need” is irrelevant, so don’t bother pointing it out. Anything on sale is fair game.3. Women never have anything to wear.
Definition of a Wife:(B)eautiful (I)ntelligent (T)alented (C)harming (H)omemaker
This guy is setting at a bar, and he’s had a lot to drink that night; he asks the bartender for another drink, but the bartender says no. The guy is pretty upset by this and persists, but the bartender keeps saying no. Finally the guy asks, “Well isn’t there