Q: Why dont mexicans and blacks have children together?A: They’re afraid the kids will grow up too lazy to steal.
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The bachelor who complained that the women he selected would notremain his friend for more than a few weeks was told, “Your problemis that you are looking for a particular kind of woman.You ought to be looking for the kind of woman who is notparticular.”
A three year old walked over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctors office.He inquisitively ask the lady, “Why is your stomach so big?”She replied, “Im having a baby.”With big eyes, he asked, “Is the baby in your stomach?”She said, “He sure is.”Then the little
A lonely divorcee was driving home from work one evening when she saw a man trying to hitch a ride. She picked him up and they got to talking.”What do you do?” she asked him. “I recently escaped from prison for having killed my wife.” “Oh, does that mean you
A young minister had just got out of the seminary, got his first church, and was preaching his first sermon. In the seminary, they had taught him that if he forgot something, just back up and repeat what he had said, and maybe it would come back to him.He started
I think it was in Britain where a billboard advertising a car read:”If this car was a woman, she’d get pinched in the butt.”Underneath which a graffiti read:”If this woman was a car, she’d run you over.”
Dear Tech Support:I am desperate for some help. I recently upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and found that the new program began unexpected child processing and also took up a lot of space and valuable resources. This wasn’t mentioned in the product brochure.In addition Wife 1.0 installs itself