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Santa’s Reindeer

Santa’s Reindeer are girls and here’s the proof:According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer, each year male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid December. Female reindeer retain their antlers

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Doughgirl Is Sick

In response to calls for sexual equity, Pillsbury recently added a newPillsbury Doughgirl character to the well known Doughboy. Unfortunately, she couldn’t come to work this week because she had a yeast infection.

Granny and the Cop.

An elderly couple were driving across the country.The woman was driving when she got pulled over by the highway patrol.The officer said, “Ma’am did you know you were speeding?”The woman, hard of hearing, turns to her husband and asks, “What did he say?”The old man yells, “He says you were

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Feminist Faux Pas

I don’t think the leading feminist realized what she was saying when she told a reporter, “As long as women are split like we are, men will remain on top.”

The Enchanted Snake

It was spring in the old west.The cowboys rode the still snow choked trails looking for cattle that survived the winter.As one cowboy’s horse went around the narrow trail, it came upon a rattlesnake warming itself in the spring sunshine. The horse reared and the cowboy drew his six-gun to

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Engaged To Kate and Edith

An airplane pilot got engaged to two very pretty women at the same time. One was named Edith; the other named Kate.They met, discovered they had the same fiancee, and told him: “Get out of our lives you rascal.We’ll teach you that you can’t have your Kate and Edith, too.”