A Sailor is sitting at a bar one night and is chatting it up with a beautiful blonde. After some drinks she starts to cry and tell him the sad story that she is Polish and misses home terribly but can’t afford to buy a ticket to go home.The sailor
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One day, God went to find Adam and Eve in the garden, but found that Adam was sitting by himself. “Where’s Eve?” He asked.”Well,” said Adam, “She started to bleed. This happens every month or so.””So where is she?” asked God.”Well, she went down to the river to wash up.”
Secret tips for making a marriage last…My wife and I have the secrets to making a marriage last…1. Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, a little wine, goodfood and companionship. She goes Tuesdays. I go Fridays.2. We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in Florida,
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A man accused of robbing a bank was tried for the final time and was found guilty. Just before he was taken away, the man looked the judge in the eye and said, “Would it be okay if I called you a son of a bitch?”The judge’s face went red
And God Created The WomanHe was so pleased with his creation that he calls in three of his top advisors: His chief Carpenter, His Chief Tailor, and His Chief Architect.He presents his creation to his Chiefs and asks them for suggestions and comments.The Carpenter says: “Too many forms, you need
A pig walks into a bar and orders a beer. After drinking it, he hops off the bar stool, pees on the floor and leaves.Another pig comes in, drinks his beer, pees on the floor and leaves.A third and forth piggy come in and do the same exact thing.Finally, a