What is the thinnest book in the world?What men know about women.
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This hippie walks into a bar, and thinks it’s a restaurant. He walks up to the counter, and says to the barkeep, “I want a hot dog, not too hot, not too cold, but in the groove.”So the barkeep walks into the back room, and tells this to the manager,
How does a man take a bubble bath?He eats beans for dinner.
* Lerman’s Law of Technology: Any technical problem can be overcome given enough time and money.Corollary: You are never given enough time or money.* Murphy’s First Law for Wives: If you ask your husband to pick up five items at the store and then you add one more as an
A man in the house is worth two in the street. – Mae WestGive a man a free hand and he’ll run it all over you. – Mae WestI like two kinds of men: domestic and imported. – Mae WestIt’s not the men in my life that count, it’s the
What does a short sighted gynecologist and a dog have in common?They both have wet noses!
What’s the definition of a perfect woman?a) Three feet tall with a round hole for a mouth and a flat head so that you can put a pint of beer on it.b) The sports model has pullback ears and her teeth fold in.c) The economy model fucks all night and,