A blonde and a brunette are taking a walk, and the burnette goes, “Oh look, a dead bird,” and the blonde looks up at the sky and goes, “Where?”
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You know you’re a redneck if you have refused to watch the Academy Awards since “Smokey and the Bandit” was snubbed for best picture.
How did the sand get wet?The sea weed!
You know you’re a redneck if you had to remove a toothpick for your wedding pictures.
Once there was a preacher’s wife who went into a bakery and asked the butcher waht the daily special was. He said it was the “damn ham.”She immediatly started yelling at the top of her lungs.”HOW DARE YOU SPEAK TO ME LIKE THAT I’M THE PREACHER’S WIFE!”The butcher was totally
You know you’re a redneck when you consider your license plate personalized because your dad made it in prison.
Why do banks charge you a “non-sufficient funds” fee on money they already know you don’t have?If you get cheated by the Better Business Bureau, who do you complain to?In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills?How come there aren’t B batteries?If the post office has machines