-I went into your house, took a booger of the wall and yo mamma told me not to touch the family portrait.YO MAMMA’S SO FAT:-she was mistaken for
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Once there was this brunette who was driving her corvette with the wind in her hair.She looked and she saw a farmer with a flock of sheep so she drove over and asked the farmer “if I can guess how many sheep in you’re flock will you give me a
A male-to-female transexual was recently interviewed on a radio talk show.The DJ asked the transexual about what, if any, pain the person experienced during the operation.The transexual replied, “Well, when they cut my penis off, that really didn’t hurt too much. Even when they implanted the breasts in my chest,
Why do men masturbate? Because they want to have sex with someone they love.
You know you’re a redneck when you lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off it’s wheels.
Beer and the quotes it has helped create over the years…I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in themorning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.–Frank SinatraThe problem with some people is that when they aren’t drunk, they’re sober.–William Butler YeatsAn intelligent
What is the average number of times in a bachelor’s life that his bed is made?Once, when it was still in the factory.