Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit? A: The bucket.
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Ask the following to a Blonde to see if she is a DUMB BLONDE or a smart blonde…yeah right…1.Who do want to be most like in life:A.Vanna WhiteB.Michelle FieferC.Britney SpearsE.None of the Above2.In a game of Hide-And-Go Seek, do you:A.Run when you see the seekerB.Stay hiding until the seeker finds
Q: What can a goose do, a duck can’t, and a lawyer should?A: Stick his bill up his ass!
There were three dogs at the vet talking to each other when one says,”I chewed up all my masters shoes, and that’s why I’m here”. The next dog said,”I peed on my masters $1,000 rug”. The next dog then comes in and say’s,”My master is a female and she likes
Q. What’s the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?A. A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
A housewife, an accountant and a lawyer were asked “How much is 2 2?” The housewife replies: “Four!”.The accountant says: “I think it’s either 3 or4. Let me run those figures through my spreadsheet one more time.”The lawyer pulls the drapes, dims the lights and asks in a hushed voice,
To the citizens of the United States of America:In light of your failure to elect a President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective today.Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchial duties over all states, commonwealths