Why do so few men end up in heaven?They never stop to ask for directions.
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Well, a man was driving down a country road, and he decided to get out and get some fresh air. He got out, and started walking in a meadow. As he walked, he came upon a hole. Wanting to see how deep it was, he threw a pebble down. No
The men who do make it to Heaven are going to have a rude awakening up there when they find out two things:God is a woman…and she nailed down all of Heaven’s toilet seats!
Q: If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Atillathe Hun, and a lawyer, and you have a gun with only two bullets,what do you do? A: Shoot the lawyer twice.
A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Redhead walk into a bar. The bartender tells them that in the restroom, there is a magic mirror. If you tell the truth in front of it, you get the one thing you desire the most. But if you lie in front of it,
Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? A: Cut the rope.
Three Americans died overseas in the war. The General of the three was sent to each of the houses to inform their spouses.He went to the first man’s house and told the man’s wife of the tragic news. She cried for a moment and the General asked her what she