A guy who has a stuttering problem goes in to his doctor and says “Ex-ex-ex-cu-cu-se m-m-me d-d-oc but I I I have th-th-this st-st-stuttering problem and I I I was wo-wondering if you c-c-c-could help m-m-m-me.””Well take off your clothes and get into this gown and let me check you
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What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?They’re married.
Once upon a time in a place where little sperms grow, there was a super jock sperm who spent all his time working out. He did things like lifting weights and running, his most important duty. All the other sperm were very curious about his pastimes.”Why do you keep working
What are the only two kinds of men?Studs and duds.
A guy enters a drugstore and lights up a cigar.The owner, a bit outraged, says “Sir, please refrain from smoking here, it is a public place..”A bit bewildered, the guy answers “But it is only yesterday I bought those cigars here.”The owner quietly replies : “Irrelevant, sir, we also sell
What do men have difficulty retaining?a) a job b) a budget c) a promise d) a secret e) a friendship f) amarriage g) an anniversary date h) a 30-minute erection i) all ofthe above
Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1.) 532.35 cm3 gluten2.) 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33.) 4.9 cm3 refined halite4.) 236.6 cm3 partially hydrogenated tallow triglyceride5.) 177.45 cm3 crystalline C12H22O116.) 177.45 cm3 unrefined C12H22O117.) 4.9 cm3 methyl ether of protocatechuic aldehyde8.) Two calcium carbonate-encapsulated avian albumen-coated protein9.) 473.2 cm3 theobroma cacao10.) 236.6 cm3 de-encapsulated legume meats (sieve