How could Will Rogers say, “I never met a man I didn’t like”?He never had to date one.
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When Apollo Mission Astronaut Neil Armstrong first walked on the moon, he not only said his famous “One Small Step for Man, One Giant Leap for Mankind” statement, but followed it by several remarks – usual communication traffic between him, the other astronauts and Mission Control. Before he re-entered the
How can you tell if a man you’re dating is lazy?He throws his kisses.
A certain zoo had acquired a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks the gorilla, a female, became very ornery, and difficult to handle. Upon examination, the zoo veterinarian determined the problem: she was in heat. What to do? There was no male of this species available.While reflecting
What do you call a man who expects to have sex on the second date?Slow.
The kings of Spain, France, and England all stand on stage together in front of their nations all ready to see who of the three has the largest penis.The king of Spain takes his out and as they all see the impressive proportions all the Spanish people shout: “Viva Espania!”The
What can a woman find at both gyms and singles bars?Dumbbells.