A blonde went to the emergency room with the tip of her left index finger blown off.”How did this happen?” the doctor asked. “Well I was trying to commit suicide,” the blonde replied.”Trying to commit suicide by shooting your finger?””No silly! First I put the gun to my chest and
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A blonde goes to a doctor and tells him that both her ears are burnt. ‘Sit down and tell me how it happened,’ said the doctor.’Well, I was ironing my clothes when I received a phone call, and instead of picking the phone, I picked up the iron and burnt
Ladies…read and heed!SportsCenter starts at 11:00 PM and runs an hour. This is a great time to pay bills, put laundry in the dryer or talk to your sister.Two hot dogs and a beer at a baseball game DO, in fact, constitute going out to dinner.If we see you in
21 Slogans To Help Promote Safe Sex1. Cover your stump before you hump2. Before you attack her, wrap your whacker3. Don’t be silly, protect your willy4. When in doubt, shroud your spout5. Don’t be a loner, cover your boner6. You can’t go wrong when you shield your dong7. If you’re
Here’s a handy list to print out and carry with you at all times. Next time ya rip one and someone asks, “what was that?”, you can now explain!Silent But Deadly (SBD) Fart The type that remains totally inaudible, yet somehow causes all the occupants of a room to collapse.
A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him, and as he sits, the bartender asks for their order.The man says, “I’ll have a beer” and turns to the ostrich. “What’s yours?” “I’ll have a beer too” says the ostrich. The bartender pours the beer and says
20 Reasons Why Chocolate Is Better Than Sex!1. You can GET chocolate.2. “If you love me you’ll swallow that” has real meaning with chocolate.3. Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.4. You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.5. You can make chocolate last as long as you