Connorsvill,Wisconsin:It is illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner has an orgasm.Willowdale, Oregon:It is illegal for husbands to curse during sex.Oblong, Illinois:It is punishable by law to make love while hunting or fishing on your wedding day.(Trust me if a man takes his wife
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How do most men compare to Mel Gibson?They have everything he has, except for talent, money, and looks.
Five year old Johnny and his little sister are peeping through a keyhole at their parents making love: “Wow, look at them! And we are not allowed even to stick a finger in our nose!”
Element: WomanSymbol: WoAtomic Weight: Accepted as 118, but known to vary 105-175.Discoverer: AdamOccurrence: Copious quantities in all Urban areas, with slightly lower concentrations in Suburban and Rural areas. Subject to seasonal fluctuations.Physical Properties :a) Surface usually covered with painted film.b) Boils at nothing, freezes without reason.c) Melts if given special
The teacher, brought a Venus statue in class and asks: “What do you like best about it?””The artwork,” says Robert.”Very good. And you, Peter?””Tits!””Peter, get out! And you, Johnny?””I’m leaving, teacher, I’m leaving.”
Women dream of world peace, a safe environment, and eliminatinghunger. What do men dream of?Being stuck in an elevator with the Doublemint twins.
A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American on an overseas flight. After a few cocktails, the men began discussing their home lives.”Last night I made love to my wife four times,” the Frenchman bragged, “And this morning she made me delicious crepes and she told me