What’s a man’s worst nightmare?1) The Super Bowl is pre-empted by a soap opera. 2) His wife has amnesia and forgets how to cook so he has to. 3) A female boss. 4) He has to ask his wife for money.
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The Perfect Day According To:HER8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses9:00 5 pounds lighter on the scale9:30 Light breakfast11:00 Sunbathe12:30 Lunch with best friend at outdoor cafe1:45 Shopping2:30 Run into boyfriend’s/husband’s ex – notice she’s gained 30 lbs3:00 Facial, massage, nap7:30 Candlelight dinner for two and dancing10:00 Make love11:30 Pillow
How can you tell if a man’s playing around?He sends you love notes that are photocopied and begin with the line, “To whom it may concern…”
So you think your life is bad…Just think how bad the life of an egg is…You only get laid onceYou only get eaten onceIt takes 4 minutes to get hard and2 minutes to get softYou have to share a box with 11 other guysAnd the only chick that ever sat
What usually happens when a man puts his best foot forward?It ends up in his mouth!
There was a little old man who really took care of his body. He lifted weights and jogged six miles every day. One morning he looked into the mirror and was admiring his body when he noticed that he was suntanned over his entire body with the exception of his
What happens when a man tries to hide his baldness by combing hishair across his head?The truth comes shining through.