There are only two things to worry about:Either you are well or you are sick.If you are well, there is nothing to worry about;but if you are sick, there are two things to worry about:either you will get well, or you will die.If you get well, there is nothing to
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What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?His wife is good at picking out clothes!
An old hillbilly and his wife had never been more than 7 miles from their home in the East Tennesse Smokies. One day the man said to his wife, “Honey, you know we’re not getting any younger and I sure would like to take a vacation and stay in one
How are men like UFOs?You don’t know where they come from, what their mission is, or what time they’re going to take off.
Three young candidates for the priesthood are told by the Monsignor they have to pass one more test: The Celibacy Test.The Monsignor leads them into a room, and tells them to undress, and a small bell is tied to each man’s penis.In comes a beautiful woman, wearing a sexy belly-dancer
How is a man like the weather?Nothing can be done to change either one of them.
How do you tell two KKK members apart?Ask their wife. After all, she’s their mother….