Yesterday my daughter and I drove to the babysitters house to pick up my two-year old son. We were about to get in the car to go home when I noticed a baby birds in a nest in a nearby bush.I gently picked up one of the birds to show
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What do you call a man with 90% of his intelligence gone?Divorced
There were these three morticians talking about their greatest feats. The first one says, “I had this soldier who stepped on a land mine. Took me three days to get him ready for an open casket funeral!!” The next guy says, “oh yeah? I had this construction worker fall 15
Q. What’s the definition of mixed emotions?A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.
What is a more macho man?At the critical moment when he can’t get it up, he asks the woman, ‘Does this happen to you often?’
A pedophile dies in a car crash and goes to heaven. He’s stopped atthe pearly gates by St. Peter, who is really miffed:”You swine. How can you have the audacity to try and enter heaven afteryou have lead such a perverted, ungodly life. Do you think you have asnowballs chance
Inebriated drinker says to the bartender (with a drunken slur), “Bartender, buy everyone in the house a drink, pour yourself one, and give me the bill.”So, the bartender does just that and hands the man a bill for $37.00. The drunk says, “I haven’t got it.” The bartender slaps the