Father: Did Paul bring you home last night?Daughter: Yes, it was late. Daddy. Did the noise disturb you?Father: No, My Dear, it wasn’t the noise. It was the silence.
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Saint Peter was having a slow day at the Pearly Gates so he took a little stroll. He noticed that the fence between heaven and hell was in need of some repair. So he hollers over the fence to Lucifer.Saint Peter: “This fence needs some repair. I’ll see to it
A partially deaf gentleman was extolling the virtues of his new hearing aid. “It’s marvelous,” he enthused to a friend. “Since I acquired it I can hear the birds chirping on the hearth. I can also hear clearly a conversation being held in an apartment a full block away!””You don’t
Q: Why does Helen Keller have a yellow leg?A: Her dog is blind also.Q: Did you know that Helen Keller had a doll house in the backyard?A: Neither did she.Q: Why could Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand?A: She needed the other hand to moan.Q: What happened when Helen
Your Mommas so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale!
What’s the difference between a bar and a clitoris?Most men have no trouble finding a bar.
Have you ever wondered why you wonder why?I used to wonder why, but now I don’t wonder why I wonder why.I wonder why I don’t wonder why anymore?