What did God say after he created man?”I can do better than this” and he made woman.But the disruptions created in Adam’s internals when God removed his rib were so great that it caused Adam’s brain to sink down into his testicles.And so one of Eve’s first assignments was to
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A polish guy wins a brand new sports car in a contest. He drives around all the time waving at the rednecks.One day the rednecks stop him, they draw a circle in the dirt and say “If you step out of that circle, we will kick your ass.” They pick
Why are men like commercials?You can’t believe a word they say.
Did you hear about the terrible automobile accident last night?A polish family on vacation lost all of their children. The pickup truck they were riding in ran off the road into a lake and sank to the bottom.The parents got out of the cab OK but all the kids in
Why are men like popcorn?They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
Q: Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces?A: From eating with forks.
Why are men and spray paint alike?One squeeze and they’re all over you.