Q. Why don’t polish women use vibrators?A. It chips their teeth.
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When a woman gets married, she wants the 3 S’s: sensitivity, sincerity, and sharing. What does she get?The 3 B’s: burps, body odor, and beer breath.
The new FDA milk labeling rules are so strict, it’s now illegal to print a picture of a missing fat kid on a carton of skim milk.
Q. How do you sink a polish battleship? A. Put it in water!
Why did God create man?Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.
Q: If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is on the outside????A: K9P.
Q: How do you ruin a Polish party?A: Flush the punch bowl.