There was a cowboy who went to the outhouse. He heard some noise, so he looked inside, and lo and behold there was an Indian down in the hole.The cowboy said, “How long have you been down there?”The Indian replied, “Many moons.”
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New Polish navy has glass bottom boats, to see to the old Polish navy.
What does a woman have to do to keep a man interested?Wear perfume that smells like beer.
A guy was in a bar, and asked for some milk. So in turn a pregnant topless dancer got on the bar and squeezed the milk out of her tits. He looked at this and said to himself, “I would hate to see how they give out bloody Mary?s.”
Q: What happened to the Polish National Library?A: Someone stole the book.
What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?Men always miss them!
An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy of life succinctly. “When it all boiled down to the essence of truth,” the philosopher said, “one just live by a dog?s rule of life: If you can?t eat it or fuck it, piss on it!!!”