What do ceramic tile and men have in common?If you lay them right the first time, you can walk on them for life!
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Due to budget constraints, the following corporate policies are announced regarding employees traveling on official business. The policies are effective immediately.Transportation: Hitchhiking in lieu of commercial transportation is strictly encouraged. Luminescent safety vests will be issued to all employees prior to their departure on company business trips. Bus service will
Why are men like paper cups?They’re dispensable.
Mirrors are female because none of their reflections are really their own.Stamps are female because men like to lick them, stick them, and then send them away.Windows are male because they’re a pane, and because you can see through them.Shit is male because the older it gets, the easier it
What is the difference between men and pigs?Pigs don’t turn into men when they drink.
An American is walking down the street when he sees a Polak with a very long pole and a yardstick. He’s standing the pole on its end and trying to reach the top of it with his yardstick.Seeing the Polak’s ignorance, the American wrenches the pole out of his hand,
How can you tell if a man is a WASP?He gets out of the shower to pee.