Girl Lingo:The Franklin Factor: Early to bed and early to rise means it’s time to meet more guys.The Rat Race: If there’s one rat in a room full of nice men, he’ll hit on you first.The Eyeglass Prescription: Don’t wear your glasses on a blind date. You’ll look better, and

What is the best way to get a man to do sit-ups?Put the remote control between his toes.

A guy noticed that his buddy was troubled and asked what was wrong.”Ohhh, it’s my girlfriend.” “Oh yeah? What’s the problem?””When I asked her if she could learn to love me,” he said, “she asked me how much I was willing to spend on her education.”

How do men exercise at the beach?By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.

Two girls are having coffee when one notices that the other girl seems troubled and asks her, “Is something bugging you? You look anxious.””Well, my boyfriend just lost all his money and life savings in the stock market,” she explained.”Oh, that’s too bad,” the other girl sympathized. “I’m sure you’re

How are men like noodles?They’re always in hot water, they lack taste, and they need dough.

Things Not To Do While Waiting For Your Date At Her Parents’ House10. Sniff the air and say it smells like a bordello.9. Repeatedly zip and unzip your fly.8. Go into a lengthy story about how you had Mexican food last night and ask if you can use the bathroom.7.