What’s a man’s idea of helping with the housework?Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.
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Reasons Dates Have Given For Standing Someone UpI showed up early and decided I just didn’t feel like going out after all, so I went home before you arrived.My dog died.My neighbor’s bird died, and I had to console my neighbor.I figured that probably wasn’t your real picture, so I
What’s the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T. phoned home.
Q: What do you get when you cross a 1-legged Polak with a Mongoloid?A: A Polaroid One-Step.
Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?When it’s time to go back to childhood, he’s already there.
Q: Did you hear about the Polak who studied for 5 days?A: He was scheduled to take a urine test.
Why do men resist becoming fathers?Because they aren’t through yet being children.