Why don’t men get hemorrhoids?Because they are all perfect assholes!
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“So you think you could end all unemployment, do you?” asked the interviewer. “And how, if I may be so bold to inquire?””Why, I’d put all the men on one island and all the women on another.” replied Paddy.”And what would they be doing then?” “Building boats!”
Why do men snore?When they fall asleep, their balls cover their assholes and they vapor lock.
A Polak is hired to paint the lines on the road.On the first day he paints ten miles, and his employers are amazed. But, the second day he painted just five, and on only the third day, he painted only a mile of the road.Disappointed his boss asks what the
What’s the difference between government bonds and men?Bonds mature.
How does an older woman keep her youth?By giving him money!
My girlfriend and I were in a restaurant and this strikingly attractive woman in a short black dress walked by.My eyes couldn’t help but follow her as she passed by our table.The girlfriend glared at me and snapped, “So, do you want to date her??”To which I stuttered, “Ummmm…1968, perhaps?”