For those of you who don’t already know, these are the rules that are in effect in every relationship.1. The female always makes the rules.2. These rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.3. No male can possibly know all the rules.4. If the female suspects that

Why don’t women have any brains?Because they don’t have any testicles to put them in.

It was a boring Sunday afternoon in the jungle so the Elephants decided to challenge the Ants to a game of soccer.The game was going well with the Elephants beating the Ants ten goals to nil, when the Ants gained possession. The Ants’ star player was dribbling the ball towards

What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?Castrated.

Many a relationship could be thrown a curve ball if women always told the truth in bed. Imagine the revelation…She: Get off of me, will ya!! He: Whatsa matter, am I hurting you?She: No, you’re not hurting me, you’re annoying me. You think you could hurt me with THAT?!?

Why are men endowed with a half ounce more brains than dogs?So they know not to embarrass themselves by humping women’s knees at parties.

This couple has been dating for about four months, but the guy had been afraid of making any sexual advances because of his tiny organ.Finally, he gets up his courage and takes her to a secluded spot in his car. While they are kissing, he opens his zipper and guides