What’s the best thing to come out of a penis?The wrinkles!

Q: Did you hear about the Polish man that locked his keys in his car?A: He had to use a coat hanger to get his family out.

Did you hear that they are going to stop circumcising men?They discovered they were throwing away the best part.

Q: Why do Polish dogs have flat noses?A: From chasing parked cars.

Why are some men uncircumcised?The doctors were afraid of causing brain damage to the infant.

There was this guy who bought an elderly circus elephant. Alas, he couldn’t afford to feed it. He’d never seen an elephant jump with all 4 feet off the ground. So he started a contest: entry was $10, and the first person to get the elephant to jump with all

What’s the dumbest part of a man’s body?His penis. It has a head without a brain, it swings with two nuts, and it lives right around the corner from an asshole.