The minister was presenting his Sunday morning service to the congregation. He stated that everything that mankind had experienced or would ever experience was discussed or mentioned in the Bible.After the sermon, he was shaking hands with the congregation as they filed out of the church. A woman came up
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A few children’s books that didn’t make the cut:1. You Are Different and That’s Bad 2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables 3. Dad’s New Wife Robert 4. Fun four-letter Words to Know and Share 5. Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book 6. The Kids’ Guide
After each question, your say: “Rubber Jugs and Liquor”.Q: What did you have for breakfast? A: Rubber Jugs and Liquor!Q: What did you have for lunch? A: Rubber Jugs and Liquor!Q: What did you have for supper? A: Rubber Jugs and Liquor! . . . . . . . .
This couple just got married and was spending their honeymoon at a secluded campgrounds next to a small lake. Every day the new bridegroom was seen in a boat on the lake fishing.Two old timers who was always setting on the dock thought it kinda funny that the groom was
A young woman said to her doctor, ‘You have to help me, I hurt all over!”What do you mean?’ said the doctor.The woman touched her right knee with her index finger and yelled,’Ow, that hurts.’Then she touched her left cheek and again yelled, ‘Ouch! That hurts, too.’Then she touched her
Two condoms were walking past a Gay bar.One looks at the other and says…”You wanna go in and get shit faced?”
Once there were four engineers traveling in a car. While they were traveling to their destination the car stalled on them. Then the first engineer who was a mechanical engineer said, “don’t worry its probably engine problems. I will just pop open the hood and take a look at the