We have all been through job interviews, and we have spent most of the time thinking of what not to do that might make us look bad. Some job applicants however go light years beyond this.What follows is a survey of top personnel executives of 100 major American corporations who
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If you can’t go down on them, you’re not a good partner.If you can go down on them, they are jeolous that someone taught you how.If they pay for dinner, you are using them.If you pay for dinner, you are trying to embarrass them.If you make less money than them,
An old man is lying on his deathbed with all his children, grandchildren and his older great-grandchildren all around, teary-eyed at the approaching finale of a very long and productive life.The old man in is a terminal coma, and the doctors have confirmed that the waiting will be over within
From David Letterman – Tuesday, January 31, 1995Top Ten Signs You’re Not The Sexiest Man Alive10. When people see you, they often ask, “Is it Halloween already?”9. You appear in TV Guide crossword puzzle with the clue, “Siskel and ___”8. The best term to describe you is “super hairy”.7. You
A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed. A guy came in for a drink and the robot asked him, “What’s your IQ?”The man replied, “130.” So the robot proceeded to make conversation about physics, astronomy, and so on. The man listened intently and thought, “This is really cool.”Another
Guy walks into a bar, sits downs and starts to make conversation with guy at next table. “Want to hear the worlds’s worst Polish Joke?”#2 says “Sure, but before you tell it, let me tell you something. See those two bikers over there by the door-real mean motherfuckers-??? They’re Polish.
I heard they closed the zoo in Warsaw. The duck died.