Man is like an automobile. As it gets older, the differential starts slipping, and the U-joints get worn, causing the drive shaft to go bad. The transmission won’t go into high gear and sometimes has difficulty getting out of low. The cylinders get worn and lose compression, making it hard
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The probability of a young man meeting a desirable and receptive young female increases by exponential progression when he is already in the company of: (1) a date (2) his wife (3) a better looking and richer male friend.
How does a real man know whenever his girlfriend is having an orgasm?A real man doesn’t care.
Relationships: First of all, a man does not call a relationship a relationship – he refers to it as “that time when me and Suzie were doing it on a semi-regular basis”.When a relationship ends, a woman will cry and pour her heart out to her girlfriends, and she will
Seems my latest Freudian slip came just as my wife arrived back from a week-long business trip in Toronto.As she grabbed her luggage and headed off, she asked, “Did you miss me?”I replied quite innocently, “It’s been so hard without you.”
50 Fun Things to Do in an Elevator 1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: “Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut
Ever notice how so many of women’s problems can be traced to the male gender?MENstruation, MENopause, MENtal breakdown, GUYnecology, HIMmorrhoids…