Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. –Benjamin Franklin
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A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar and told her, “Haven’t I seen you somewhere before?””Yes,” she replied in a loud voice, “I’m the receptionist at the V.D. clinic.”
THE TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS…. SANTA CRUZ STYLE…On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed midwinter festival, my Significant Other in a consenting adult, monogamous relationship gave to me:TWELVE males reclaiming their inner warrior through ritual drumming,ELEVEN pipers piping (plus the 18-member pit orchestra made up of members in good
Single women claim that all the good men are married, while all married women complain about their lousy husbands.This confirms that there is no such thing as a good man.
A Night Before Christmas Parody (Technical Version)’Twas the nocturnal segment of the diurnal period preceding the annual Yuletide celebration, and throughout our place of residence, kinetic activity was not in evidence among the possessors of this potential, including that species of domestic rodent known as Musmusculus.Hosiery was meticulously suspended from
A single man in his 40’s often has a problem finding women at his level of maturity. That’s why he dates someone half his age.
When it comes to human sexuality, men are like microwave ovens and women are crockpots.