Two men are in a bar are boasting about their prowess and one of them says, “My cock is longer than that cat’s tail.”A bet is made, the bartender supplies a ruler, and the cat is roused and measured.But when the bartender begins the second measurement, the stud says, “Just
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Three blondes died in a car crash trying to jump the Grand Canyon and are at the pearly gates of heaven. St.Peter tells them that they can enter the gates if they can answer one simple question.St. Peter asks the first blonde, “What is Easter?”The blonde replies, “Oh, that’s easy!
There are three things a man over 40 should never forget:Never pass up the opportunity to take a leak. Never trust a fart. Never take a hard-on for granted.
YOU MIGHT BE AN ENGINEER IF… The only jokes you receive are through e-mail(nothing wrong with this one). At Christmas, it goes without saying that you will be the one to find the burnt-out bulb in the string. Buying flowers for your girlfriend or spending the money to upgrade your
Women have their faults. Men have only two. Everything they say and everything they do.
Ebonics Crimmus PomeWuz de nite befo Crimmus An’ all ower de hood ereybody wuz’ sleepin’ Dey wuz sleepin’ goodWe hunged up our stockings An hoped like de’ heck That ol Sanna Clause Be bringin’ our checkAll o’de fambily Wuz layin in de beds While Ripple and Thunderbird Dance tru’ dey
A survey has found that about 90% of all Hallmark greeting cards are purchased by women. In order to attract more males to buy and exchange greeting cards, the following are some greeting card suggestions created to attract more male buyers:Cover picture: Dim, misty, moody picture of a vase of