Dear Bill: As a fellow Southern Baptist, I can sympathize with your predicament. Although when I was president I merely lusted in my heart, I have to admit that had I served another term, my lust might have broken free and moved down my body. God bless you in this
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A man was complaining to a friend:”I had it all; money, a beautiful house, a big car, the love of a beautiful woman; then, Pow! it was all gone!””What happened?” asked the friend.”My wife found out…”
Advantages of dating older women…An older woman will never wake you up in the middle of the night and ask you, “What are you thinking?” An older woman doesn’t care what you think.An older woman always carries a condom in her purse. A younger woman is still hoping the guy
A man finds a lamp and decides to rub the dust off. Then, you guessed it, a Genie appears. The Genie tells the man he will grant him three wishes, but everything the man gets, his mother-in-law gets twice.The man’s first wish is for 10 million dollars. The Genie reminds
One day, this woman went to a bait shop to get her husband a fishing reel for his birthday. After selecting one, she inquired as to its cost.The owner replied, “I’m sorry, ma’am, but I’m blind and cannot see what reel you have. If you drop it on the floor,
Real estate man: Would you like to see a model home?Man: I sure would, when does she get off work?
Three men die and go to heaven. They meet up with St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, and he says, “Well, there’s not that much room left in heaven, so you have to tell me an interesting way that you died, and if it’s interesting enough, I’ll let you in.”So