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Absent Minded: Opens his vest, pulls out his tie, and pisses in his pants.Clever: Uses no hands, shows off by fixing tie with both hands, looks around for admiration, and sometimes ends up pissing on the floor and onto his shoes.Cross-eyed: Looks into urinal on the left, pisses into the

These are NOT made up. These are the actual titles of Country Songs…1. Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In Bed2. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth ‘Cause I’m Kissing You Goodbye3. How Can I Miss You If You Won’t Go Away?4. I Can’t Get Over You,

Irritated Wife: What do you mean by coming home half drunk?Hubby: It’s not my fault…I ran out of money!

I saw you across a crowded room. Among all the others that were there, The lights seemed to shine down on you alone. I knew then I had to have you for my own.Willingly, you came with me to my home. From the car, I carried you & threw open

Man is the king of his castle A king is a ruler A ruler is 12 inches Still think you’re a man?