A hippy with no job kept begging his girlfriend to marry him. She protested for months saying he needed a job first. He always told her, “We can just live on love.”Finally, she relented and they got married. The morning after their honeymoon, she got up and sat on the
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The husband returns home one day and tells his wife, “Hi honey, look, I’ve bought the new Rolling Stones CD.””Why did you do that?! We don’t even have a CD player!” replied the wife..”So what… have I ever asked why you keep on buying bras?”
A guy was walking around the office Christmas party belting down drink after drink. But every ten or fifteen minutes, he reached into his shirt pocket, pulled something out, took a look at it, then put it back in his pocket.Finally, a friend came up to him and said, “George,
The 5 toughest questions that women ask men, and the answers…The questions are:1.What are you thinking about?2.Do you love me?3.Do I look fat?4.Do you think she is prettier than me?5.What would you do if I died?What makes these questions so difficult is that every one is guaranteed to explode into
A priest and nun are on their way back home from a convention when their car breaks down. They are unable to get repairs completed and it appears that they will have to spend the night in a motel.The only motel in this town has only one room available so
Managed Friendship PlanWelcome to Managed Friendship, a whole new way of thinking about friends and relationships. The Managed Friendship Plan (MFP) combines all the advantages of a traditional friendship network with important cost-saving features.How Does It Work?Under the Plan, you choose your friends from a network of pre-screened accredited Friendship
A well respected surgeon was relaxing on his sofa one evening just after arriving home from work. As he was tuning into the evening news, the phone rang. The doctor calmly answered it and heard the familiar voice of a colleague on the other end of the line.”We need a