Over the weekend, Steve bought a new car. He was so excited about it that he had to take a picture of it to bring to work with him to show everyone. The picture was a Polaroid snapshot of his wife sitting in one of the front seats.Steve crowed as
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“Before I married my wife,” a husband once said, “it was nothing but wine, women, and song.Now that I’m her husband, it’s beer, mama, and TV.”
How can you tell if your wife is dead? Sex is the same but the dishes are stacking up in the sink!
“You used to hold my hand years ago when we were courting,” she said as they were side by side in bed. He reached over, took her hand and held it.”Then you used to kiss me,” she purred. He turned over, gave her a slight kiss and then rolled over
A couple were celebrating their 30th wedding anniversary at their home.Everyone was having a great time except for the wife who sat off in a corner with a tear in her eye. The family attorney came over to her and asked what was wrong. The wife told him, “Remember when
My wife and I have an agreement that works… She is responsible for the small decisions, and I am responsible for the big ones.This means that she decides things like where to take our next vacation, the color of our next car, and the construction budget for adding on the
A male chauvinist tells his buddy over drinks, “I called the local insane asylum yesterday to check on who has escaped from there recently.”His buddy asks, “Oh? Why do you wonder about that?”To which he replies, “Well, somebody ran off with my wife this week!”