Down in Arkansas, they say that custom has changed little. Many a man still sleeps with a battle-axe by his side.

Dave Barry on your husband’s midlife crisis:If your husband is exhibiting signs of a midlife crisis, at first you should try to humor him. If he wants to buy a ludicrously impractical sports car, tell him you think it’s a terrific idea.If he wants to wear “younger” clothes, help him

The old man had died. A wonderful funeral was in progress and the country preacher talked at length of the good traits of the deceased, what an honest man he was, and what a loving husband and kind father he was.Finally, the widow leaned over and whispered to one of

Do you know what it means to come home to a man who’ll give you a little love, a little affection, and a little tenderness? It means you’re in the wrong house!

Why are complaints of married people like the noise of the waves on the shore?Because they are murmurs of the tied.

“Okay,” said the wife, “I’ll admit I like to spend money, but it’s the only extravagance I have!”

“We have a terrible time making ends meet on Bob’s income.” his wife told her best friend.”How do you two manage? And you even have kids!””We get along okay,” her friend said. “You see, we work on our budget every evening. That saves us lots of money.””Really? How can that