When Ralph first noticed that his penis was growing larger and staying erect longer, he was delighted, as was his wife. But after several weeks his penis had grown to nearly twenty inches. Ralph became quite concerned, so he and his wife went to see a prominent urologist. After an
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Chatting with a bull, a turkey sighed and said, “I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree, but I haven’t got the energy.””Well, why don’t you nibble on some of my droppings?” replied the bull. “They’re packed with nutrients.”The turkey pecked at a lump
1. Q. Why do golfers carry two pairs of trousers with them? A. Just in case they get a hole in one.2. Golfer: “Well, I have never played this badly before!” Caddy: “I didn’t realize you had played before, sir!”3. Golfer: “My wife says if I don’t stop playing golf
DARWIN AWARD RUNNERS-UP: #1 – LOS ANGELES, CA. Ani Saduki, 33, and his brother decided to remove a bees’ nest from a shed on their property with the aid of a pineapple.A pineapple is an illegal firecracker which is the explosive equivalent of one-half stick of dynamite. They ignited the
You might be a redneck if. . .You think harass is two words. You consider fast food hitting a deer at 65 MPH. Every day someone comes to your house mistakingly thinking your having a yard sale. Fifth grade was the best six years of your life. You have more
Saint Peter is doing his thing , minding the Gates of Heaven , when he notices that the Gates are getting a bit shabby and shopworn and in need of repair.He goes outside to the line of people waiting to come “in” and asks “ARE THERE ANY CONTRACTORS HERE?”Three guys
Some good put-downs…ya’ never know when you’ll need one!I refuse to enter a battle of the wits with you –it’s against my morals to attack an unarmed person.Are your parents cousins?Your teeth are so yellow, I can’t believe it’s not butter.Nice face…what are you going to do when the baboon