At the marriage counselor’s office, the woman complained, “What’s-his-name here says I don’t give him enough attention.”
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“Oh, Laura!” cried her neighbor, “I’m so very sorry to hear about the loss of your husband. He was such a wonderful man. I’m sure he left you well provided for, didn’t he?”Laura dabbed at her eyes and muttered, “Yes, he was a very caring husband and he left me
The little boy asked his dad one evening, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?””I don’t know, son,” he said. “I’m still paying for it.”
Standing at the pearly gates of heaven, Albert noticed pointing to two paths. One was marked “Women” and the other marked “Men”.He took the path assigned to men and then came upon two more gates.The right-hand gate had a sign that read “Men Who Were Dominated By Their Spouses”; the
A woman tells her friend, “My husband is an angel.”Her friend replies, “You’re lucky, mine is still alive.”
Two men are sitting in a pub talking, one mentions that it’s his wife’s birthday soon and he doesn’t know what to get her.The second man says that he bought his wife a blue Porsche and a red Porsche for her birthday because if she didn’t like the blue one,
The doctor came out of the operating room to talk with the man’s wife. “I don’t like the looks of your husband,” he said. “Neither do I,” said the wife, “but he’s not home much, and he’s great with the kids.”