After an argument with his wife, a man stalked out of the house. He returned a few hours later to find his wife packing a suitcase. He angrily asked her where she was going.”I’m moving to Las Vegas. I can make $400-500 there doing what I give you for free.”The
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Income tax examiner: What’s your husband’s average income?Wife: Oh, about midnight.
After their house burned down, Mary Ann, his wife, called the insurance company.Mary Ann tells the insurance agent, “We had that house insured for one hundred thirty thousand dollars and we want our money.”The agent replies, “Whoa there, just a minute. It doesn’t work quite like that. We will ascertain
Outraged wife: Couldn’t you think of anything better than coming home drunk like this?Husband: Yes, but she was out of town!
Gena is such a good wife. Why, just let her husband get home late at night and as soon as he enters the door, he gets his pipe, slippers, pajamas, robe, book, dinner, and if anything else is handy, she heaves that at him, too.
Husband: Darling, will you love me when I’m old and feeble?Spouse: You bet I do.
Marriage counselor to female client: Maybe your problem is that you’ve been waking up grumpy every morning.Client: No, I always let him sleep.