If you constantly hear a married man brag about how he runs everything around the house, you can be sure that he is referring to the lawn mower, the car, the errands, and the baby carriage.

Six months into a marriage, a man was asked by his best friend how everything was going. He replied, “Oh, just fine. We practically never have any arguments. In the morning, she does what she wants. In the afternoon, I do what she wants. And at night, we both do

Jim and I have been married for two years now and we have not yet had our first husband-wife argument.If we have a difference of any kind, and I am right, Jim nods and accepts my opinion. But what if he’s right? That has not happened yet.

A man and a beautiful woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few steps away, suddenly noticed that the man was slowing sliding down his chair and under the table, but the woman acted unconcerned. The waitress watched as the

Retirement means twice as much husband for half as much money.

Sam arrived home from work early one afternoon only to surprise his wife busily engaged with a midget in bed.After chasing the rogue away, Sam liberally expressed his dismay to his wayward spouse. “I just don’t know what to do with you!” he said, shaking his head.We’ve talked about this

A husband was worried about the decline in the quality of his marriage so he discreetly went to a marriage counselor to discuss the problem.The counselor asked, “Do you kiss your wife when you get home from work, remind her every now and then of how much you love her,