I think the only reason my husband likes to go fishing so much is that it’s the only time he hears someone tell him, “Wow, that’s a big one!”
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James and his wife, Martha, are getting ready to leave home for a vacation.Martha started out the door, then stopped, turned around, and said, “James, this time you should go check to see if the coffee pot is off, television plugs are pulled, lamp timers are set, thermostat is adjusted,
A good husband is the light of his wife’s life. But some wives are getting fed up with seeing their lights go out every night!
Husband: Let’s go out and have some fun tonight.Wife: Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway light on.
Tom and Jeni are having one of their occasional disputes of opinion. Tom took off his pants and threw them at Jeni, yelling, “Hey, woman, can you fill these pants up?””Of course not, you jerk. You know I can’t.” “You’re right. You can’t. I wear the pants in this family.”So
“I’d like to buy some gloves for my wife,” the young man said, eyeing the attractive salesgirl, “but I don’t know her size.””Will this help?” she asked sweetly, placing her hand in his.”Oh, yes,” he answered. “Her hands are just slightly smaller that yours.””Will there be anything else?” the salesgirl
A clerk was showing a lady a very nice dress shirt and tie.”Now this,” the clerk said, “is absolutely elegant. It is perfect for a man-about-town.””Could be,” the woman replied, “but I’m looking more for something for a louse-around-the-house.”