Sign seen on the back of a truck:Driver carries no money, his wife has it!
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Why don’t most women ever tell their husbands when they’re really enjoying sex?Because their husbands are never there when it happens!
What do most women miss most about being single?Having sex!
Why is sex with your spouse like a convenience store?There’s not much variety, but what else is open at three in the morning!
Besides “I love you”, what three words does a wife want to hear most?”I’ll fix it.”
What’s the best way to have your husband remember your anniversary?Get married on his birthday.
Why are some married men like candles?Because they occasionally go out at night when they should not.