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When the husband came home from his job, he found his wife crying. “Your mother insulted me, very much.” she sobbed. “My mother? How could she do that when she’s on a vacation on the other side of the world?””I know. But this morning, a letter addressed to you arrived.
A husband and wife were fighting about their sex life.”You never even tell me when you’re having an orgasm!” he yelled.”How can I?” she shot back. “You’re never here!”
My marriage is childless so far, except for my husband!
When we were dating, my husband used to always tell me those three magic words, “I love you”. Now that we are married, those three magic words have become, “What’s for dinner?”When we were dating, my husband would gently rub me with hot oil while he affectionately called me lovely
One way to live together and never have an argument is for both husband and wife to be hard-of-hearing… and to share the same hearing aid.
A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden.”Look at their reserve, their calm,” muses the Brit. “They must be British.””Nonsense,” the Frenchman disagrees. “They’re naked, and so beautiful. Clearly, they are French.””No clothes, no shelter,” the Russian