A husband and his wife advertised for a live-in maid to cook and do the housework. A likely-looking girl came in from the country, and they hired her. She worked out fine, was a good cook, was polite, and kept the house neat.One day, after about six months, she came
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On AppearanceExcessive use of perfume makes a woman less desirable. Perfumes are manufactured from fragrances of herbs, flowers, and other substances that are put into some medium that is strong enough to hold the odor. That medium is often ambergris…a secretion from the intestines of the sperm whale. In other
How do you keep a man from wanting sex?You marry him!
Husband: Honey, has the mailman come yet?Wife: No, but he’s panting and sweating pretty hard.
“You know,” a guy told his buddies, “I’m a lucky man.I never realized how much my wife loved me until the other day when I had to stay home sick from work.””What did she do?” someone asked.”She was so happy to have me home,” he said, “that every time someone
Marriage for women has its ups and downs. How?The toilet seat is up and the hubby’s sex interest is down.
I saw my old girlfriend the other day and she had her wedding ring on the wrong finger.When I pointed this out to her, she said, “I know, I married the wrong man.”