During a fight, a husband threw a bowl of Jello at his wife.She had him arrested for carrying a congealed weapon!
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As a couple sat in the living room, watching TV, the phone rang.The husband picked it up, listened for a moment and then screamed, “Damn it! How should I know? Call the weather bureau!” and hung up.”What was that all about?” wife asked.”Awww, some idiot wanted to know whether the
A doctor rushed out of his study room. “Get me my bag!” he shouted. “Why, what’s the matter?” inquired his pretty young wife.”Some fellow just phoned and said he can’t live without me,” he gasped as he reached for his hat. The young wife sighed. “Just a moment,” she said
What is the best way to annoy your wife/husband during sex?Call her/him on the telephone!
Husband: Honey, if I died, would you get remarried? Wife: Well, I suppose so.Husband: Would you and he sleep in the same bed? Wife: I guess we would.Husband: Would you make love to him? Wife: He would be my husband then, dear.Husband: Would you give him my golf clubs? Wife:
There are four kinds of sex involved in a marriage.The first is Smurf Sex… This happens during the honeymoon; you both keep doing it until you’re blue in the face.The second is Kitchen Sex… This is at the beginning of the marriage; you’ll have sex anywhere, anytime. Hence, also in
For those of you about to become first-time fathers, you should know something that us old pros do: there are three stages of sex with your mate during pregnancy.During the first trimester, you do it regular style. During the second trimester, you do it doggie style.During the last trimester, you