Having spent half the night discussing involvement vs. commitment (one of my favorite topics when I’ve had a couple of glasses of wine and am feeling particularly cranky) with my boyfriend, I was quite amused to see the following saying pop up when I logged in the next morning:Commitment, n.:
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It seems that a devout, good couple was about to get married, but a tragic car accident ended their lives.When they got to heaven, they asked St. Peter if he could arrange for them to be married, saying that it was what they had hoped for in life, and they
As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, “I cannot die without telling you the truth. I cheated on you throughout our whole marriage. All those nights when I told you I was working late, I was with other women. And not just one woman either,
An Australian, a Frenchman and an Italian are talking about married life.Italian: When I finish making love to my wife, I cover her head to toe in wine, then lick it off, and my wife, she goes wild.Frenchman: When I finish making love to my wife, I cover her head
“And you tell me several men proposed marriage to you,” said the husband. “Yes, several,” the wife replied.”Well I wish you had married the first fool who proposed.” “I did!”
A young husband with an inferiority complex insisted he was just a little pebble on the beach.The marriage counselor told him, “If you wish to save your marriage, you’d better be a little boulder.”
One day there was a little puppy dog laying beside one of the rails on a railroad track.He fell asleep,and while he was sleeping his tail ended up on the rail, and by that time a train came along and cut off his tail,he look around to see what happen